Sunday, February 18, 2007

Hawa Nagila Hava Nagila... & Circumsision


Doctoreh Doolboreh Doolchini a good title (a nice Italian sounding rhythmic rhyme) for a specialist whose practice is male circumcision, to be specific (in light of new reports on female circumcision/mutilation, Khatneh, in Farsi.)

In the pre-revolutionary Iran that I grew up, Farsi speaking people referred to it as Doodool and at times Doodool Tala (Golden Pee Pee, if it was their own kid they were talking about ) and for girls a similar slang, calling it Mammas Tala (Golden Wee Wee.) Of course guys enjoyed a little more prestige and enthusiasm when mom and dad also put it on a higher pedestal and called it the Family Jewels too. So you can see that historically Persians placed a very high value on both sexes’ sexual organs. I just hope that the post revolutionary young Persian Pee Pees and Wee Wees enjoy the same clout and respect as did their older brothers and sisters.

As far as I know that practice was never carried out for girls in Iran and for boys, I guess, how should it put this, may be it was because it made it look more holy and respectable, as if it was wearing a turban (excuse my French, pun intended!)

Too much info. on wikipedia, and I don’t recommend it for the faint of heart.

Although I make light of this subject, but this is my way of dealing with it and bringing attention to this very serious subject especially when it comes to women circumcision and gentile mutilation in some backward societies (and not-so-much-backward-cultures around the globe, even nowadays.)

Equal time on Vagina Monologues

V-Day is a global movement to stop violence against women and girls. V-Day generates broader attention for the fight to stop violence against women and girls, including rape, battery, incest, female genital mutilation (FGM) and sexual slavery.

I found a blog link to some guy (must be Iranian) that proudly advertises and displays his manhood secrets on his car’s license plate.
Dol Tala
or Doodool Tala refers to the same thing (Penis in Farsi & Tala is Gold.) Here is an opposing point of view to those women who think a male private part is very ugly. We are very proud of our family jewels and we don’t think it’s ugly at all and I think I’m talking on behalf of all the guys who are not impotent. Fatabarak Allah Ahsanool Khalegheen (My praise on the finest creation,) isn’t that how the Profit referred to women? Most of us guys appreciate our better halves.
But seriously, what about violence against boys and men? You think little boys (and even girls) don’t get abused or even violated or raped? I’m not picking on Catholicism, but I just want to point out an example where these things can go on, right under our noses, of all places, inside some churches? Haven’t many kids been molested by well respected priests? How about child abuse and child labor? Isn’t that a form of violation? What about living under an autocratic government that regularly stumps on your basic human rights and freedom? Who's to claim justice for them? You can't put any value on a life time of oppression and living under different version of apartheid. They are jamming their version of religion down our throats. What kind of abuse do you call that?

Well, enough about serious subjects, let’s just watch something quite funny. Must listen. Hawa Nagila, by the talented Piano Brothers:

10 comments:

Anonymous said...

Circumcision ... humor.... mutilation... justice... apartheid.. hawa nagila...!
What a cocktail!! :)
Btw, the Italian doctor in our area was calle: Alfredo Dolcini, Doodooleto Miboreto!!

bijan said...

Homeyra: I started this post as a parody to your blog on Rulers and Poetry. I had even included some quotes from Shakespeare, but changed my mind at the end and skipped the poetry, since making fun with poetry is not my cup of soup. At the end I was left with a burning question, to Edit or not to Edit, that’s the question? So, I decided to edit it, since I also needed to include a link to your post (Homeyra's Blog on Poets & Rulers...)and somehow try to make/hint a connection without being to obvious. Thanks, for the Dr. “name.” Very cute! Did I tell you I’m related to Malekol Shoarayeh Bahar?

bijan said...

Homeyra: Opps! I'm sorry! I'm all confused :) I think I need a GPS, I forgot where I was and lost my heading! I confused this post with my next blog for some reason! Never mind!, according to fabulous Gilda Radner (SNL member as Roseanne Roseannadanna in the eighties.)

Anonymous said...

:)
So you are a shirazi? I have a friend who is also related to Malek'ol Shoara. Family name is Moadel, but maybe she is related from her mother side... can't remember her name now.
I can't wait to see this next post!

Anonymous said...

خوشم می آد از این همه توجه ایی که به همه چی نشون می دی!!نقاشی رو خیلی دوست داری نه؟

zulhai said...

That is some performance! I wonder how much time they spent practicing? -- And why?

bijan said...

Homeyra: I’m sorry, I wish I was Shirazi then I could then bragged some more about being Hamsharie with Hafez and Saadi too, but I’m Tehronie. My mom said, Malek’ol Shoaara is Khorasnooie! My mom’s cousin married his daughter, Mah Malek Bahar.
Hey Hoalndi: good to hear from you! Thank you. I guess ;)
Zulhai: If I was so talented, I would show off too. But then again, I’m too shy. I guess I would have kept it to myself or just shared it with one other person... Come on! You didn’t buy that? If you did, I have a bridge I want to sell you :)

Anonymous said...

Just a note to tell you that I read finally something about Britney! ::)
The Human Rights Star:
http://article.nationalreview.com/?q=MGQ3ZmNjOWMyZWYwNzc5OGI2ZDJmM2JhYmY4NTk2YmM=
The world is small after all :)

bijan said...

Homeyra: Thanks for the article ;) I had hear about her, but didn't know about this effort she has championed.
Did you also hear that this week is the third time Britney S. has been in & out of rehab? Very troubled girl!

Anonymous said...

This wasn't the article I wanted to show you, here it is:
http://theanchoressonline.com/2007/02/21/britney-nazanin-and-our-warped-view-of-news/
It is a parallel with Britney.
No, I haven't followed her story.